Getting Ready For the Big Day

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Last week my computer wouldn’t even turn on, so I missed posting. Finally able to get it fixed! Want to share with you how the cats help me get ready for Christmas.

First of all, we have to have a Christmas tree,

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so they have something to play with!

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If they play with the garland, you may get this.

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Okay, finally have the tree ready. We have a new angel at the top.

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Of course, with Christmas, there’s always cookies.

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Have to visit Santa to let him know what the boys want.

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Something they DON’T want is to be dressed up.

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They’d rather sing instead.

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All of this is very exhausting work!

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However, we all wish you the blessings of the season.

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Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667

Singing His Heart Out

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Tiger was one of five kittens born on a cold, winter day. All the kittens were cute, but everyone in the family thought Tiger was the cutest! He loved to cuddle and snuggle up to everyone every time he had a chance. His favorite one to cuddle up to was his mama. She would purr and put a paw around him so she could clean his face. It felt so good! He would go right to sleep every time.

As he grew older, he played around the house more and didn’t spend as much time with mama. He enjoyed cuddling with the humans, but he missed mama’s purrs. They always made him feel so much better. “Oh, well”, he told himself. “I’m a big boy now, so I’m going to have to forget about it.” He had no idea that he was going to hear something that would make him feel just as good.

One night, he was in the living room with the family and heard something strange. The more he listened to it, the more he liked it! The humans kept calling it “music”. He liked this thing called “music” so much that he crept closer to the TV. Another human, by the name of Dean Martin, was singing and laughing on an old TV show that the family hadn’t seen for a long time. One tune made Tiger feel so good that he just had to sing out his own version. The family loved it!

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667

Massive Catnip Operation

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Frank lived in a house close to the woods. Since there was a pet door in the house, he was allowed to go in and out as he pleased. This made Frank very happy!  He enjoyed exploring the woods and finding all kind of things to chase, investigate, or lay on. He wasn’t prepared for what he found one day though!

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Barely able to contain his excitement, he ran back to the house and started to spread the news to his friends around the neighborhood. They all went with Frank back into the woods and collected as much catnip as they could carry. They were looking forward to having a lot of fun, but there were unexpected consequences also.

Tuffy and Mouser started having hallucinations:

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Fluff and Whitney decided that they could form a band:

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Frank and George wanted to play war games:

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Muffin started hearing voices in his head:

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Larry became really worried about his friend, Harry:

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Molly’s imagination started running wild:

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The friends were using so much catnip that some of the owners told them to leave. They just didn’t want to deal with all of the side effects. Low-income housing was the only thing the poor cats could afford.

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Some of them decided that enough was enough and quit the catnip. Others, however, wouldn’t give it up.

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Some even got caught.

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So, please TALK TO YOUR CATS ABOUT CATNIP! This is NOT a pretty picture.

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667