If My Cat Were President

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My first thought would be that it would be a disaster! However, he seems pretty smart about some things, like getting me to do what he wants me to do. Maybe he could get something done. However, the capital would have to move to Wyoming before he would even consider it.

Sammy, you are now President of the United States.

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You don’t need to hide. It’s really true!

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Oh, I can tell that you are REALLY EXCITED about this opportunity.

You’re going to have to give up some of your activities, such as ghost writing for me.

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You’ll have to have an office staff

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who hopefully won’t play around too much and get their jobs done.

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Then there’s the matter of Congress. Hopefully, some cats will be elected that can do something for the country instead of being so dysfunctional. (Well, maybe not)

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You’ll also have to work during the day most of the time and not the middle of the night.

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Oh, let’s see. You’re going to need to have the Secret Service around you all the time.

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Now that you have your staff, what are you doing to do for the country?

Homes for everyone.

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Plenty of things to play with.

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Food for everyone.

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That’s pretty basic stuff, Sammy. Is there anything you do for us humans?

Oh, I see. You can listen to us and see what we need. That’s very nice.

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It looks like the interview is over. He’s giving me that knock-it-off look.

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Guess we’ll have to wait until the “President” is ready to talk to us again.

Have a wonderful President’s Day on Monday, everyone.

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667

Election Day Kitty Cat Style

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Yes, I know that the election is over with. However, did you know that cats had their own election in Anytown, USA? They believe in the democratic process too. (As long as they get their own way)

Jasper was elected President because he said so. No one objected.

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Clover became the Vice President because he’d do what Jasper told him to do.

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The first thing Jasper did was select Winnie as his Head of the Department of Agriculture because food is very important!

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Next to be selected was Steve as the Head of the Department of Transportation.

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Buff was named the Press Secretary.

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Max was put in charge of the IRS.

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Ralph was Head of the Department of Education

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Sydney was in charge of the Housing Department.

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Patrick and Poppy became the groundskeepers for the Cat Lodge.

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Jasper was getting pretty tired, so he appointed just one more cat. Ricky was Head of the Department of Energy.

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By this time Jasper was ready for a nap! Everyone agreed. Whether any other cat was appointed, we’ll never know.

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Thank goodness, this doesn’t happen for another four years!

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667