Massive Catnip Operation

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Frank lived in a house close to the woods. Since there was a pet door in the house, he was allowed to go in and out as he pleased. This made Frank very happy!  He enjoyed exploring the woods and finding all kind of things to chase, investigate, or lay on. He wasn’t prepared for what he found one day though!

Massive Catnip Growing Operation

Barely able to contain his excitement, he ran back to the house and started to spread the news to his friends around the neighborhood. They all went with Frank back into the woods and collected as much catnip as they could carry. They were looking forward to having a lot of fun, but there were unexpected consequences also.

Tuffy and Mouser started having hallucinations:

Do Not Look Behind You

I Haven't Seen Your LSD

Fluff and Whitney decided that they could form a band:

Groovin

Da Kats in Da Cradle

Frank and George wanted to play war games:

Tomorrow We Attack at Dawn

Cat-ling Guns

Muffin started hearing voices in his head:

Voices

Larry became really worried about his friend, Harry:

How Much Catnip

Molly’s imagination started running wild:

The Closet is Staring At Us

The friends were using so much catnip that some of the owners told them to leave. They just didn’t want to deal with all of the side effects. Low-income housing was the only thing the poor cats could afford.

Low Income Housing

Some of them decided that enough was enough and quit the catnip. Others, however, wouldn’t give it up.

Nip Dealer

Wanna Buy Some Drugs

Some even got caught.

Dealing in Nip

So, please TALK TO YOUR CATS ABOUT CATNIP! This is NOT a pretty picture.

Marion Lovato is the author of Sam, the Superkitty.  Her book describes an ordinary cat changing into a superhero to protect his family from things that go bump in the night.  Available on Amazon as a paperback or Kindle edition.  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1604588667
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